06.01.01

•ROCKERCHICK OF THE MONTH : AMY
"At breakfast, the president of Calvin Klein cosmetics would be schmoozing me; by lunch I'd be disguising my voice as I took a message from her for my boss..."

•MISSING THE MIDRIFF : DAHLIA
"In order for us to fully appreciate her breathtaking beauty, she had to lose a few excess bones. Nothing serious. Just a ribcage..."

•CAT CALLING, TAKE 1 : JAMI
"It's that time of year when dirty old men start eyeing my big, long legs. I wear the short skirts, and they come calling. This is not something I'm crowing about..."

•CAT CALLING, TAKE 2 : HANA
"At 15, I was barely even aware that I had breasts, and was certainly not prepared for other people to be aware of them..."

•CAT CALLING, TAKE 3 : DORI
"On that note, my alternative is, I guess, to start looking and acting a lot more butch, like beyond that 'cuteness' radar..."

•LADIES HEAD EAST : LALENA
"Ladyfest East music and arts festival, which will be held here in NYC September 6-9, using as a model the successful Ladyfest conference last year in Olympia..."

•ROCKERZINE RECORD REVIEWS : ELIZABETH
"Kleenex/LiLiPUT were one of those bands that were just so original, so much fun, and so influential that of course it took 20 years to re-release the band's material..."

•I WAS A SEX REPORTER : KAT
"I was only admitted to the inner sanctum on a slow day, when the customers wouldn't be freaked out by estrogen in their midst..."

•STEP AWAY FROM THE PERFORMING EDGE : LORI
"For whatever reason, they subject themselves to pee smells, cracked/drippy/nasty tile and no sunlight for hours on end..."

•RECORD COMPANY SLAVE : ELIZABETH
"This summer, I decided to become an intern again..."

•MORE ROCKERZINE RECORD REVIEWS : ANTHONY
"Her vocals complemented the buzzsaws that were cutting down the trees in a suburban gentrification project..."